Subject: Parking in winter
From: Anne Ward-Ryan
This couple lives in Calgary.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." The husband goes out and moves the car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." The husband goes out and moves the car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park...... " then the electric power goes out. The husband is very upset, and with a worried look on his face he says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in her voice like all women who are married, she says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
(This started out as a blonde wife joke ... But is was just too easy to change it to something more realistic)
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