Subject: Einstein's Theory of ...
From: Michelle Lindell
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if a man is attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is agenetic (DNA) connection.
This is now known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
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