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Subject: What's in a sign?
From: Anne Ward-Ryan

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either and none of these were acceptable either:

"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." "Catatonics and High Colonics." "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." "Minds and Behinds." "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." "Analysis and Anal Cysts?" "Nuts and Butts?" "Freaks and Cheeks?" "Loons and Moons?"

Finally they came up with: . . . . . . . . . . . . "Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it!

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