Subject: How to play the cards right
From: Michael Lindell
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends.
Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. When he dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.
Later he went into the kitchen to get a drink of water and to his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about this financial situation and said O.K. She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, and then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" She said, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
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