Subject: I know the cat is dead
From: Michael Lindell
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" asked the teacher.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move." answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know." explained the boy. "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' in it's ear and it didn't move."
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