Subject: "The sky is falling" said Chicken Little
From: Michael Lindell
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to the class. When the teacher cam to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer "... and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said 'The sky is falling!'"
The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"
One little kid raised their hand and said, "I think the farmer said 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'".
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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