Subject: Dinner conversation gone wrong
From: Rodney Eng
Wife: What would you do if I died? would you get married again
Husband: Definitely Not!
Wife; Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (makes audible groan).
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper think to do.
Wife: Would you play golf with her? Husband: I guess so.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left handed.
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