Prev Next Index

Subject: Dinner conversation gone wrong
From: Rodney Eng

Wife: What would you do if I died? would you get married again

Husband: Definitely Not!

Wife; Why not - don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.

Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

Husband: (makes audible groan).

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Husband: That would seem like the proper think to do.

Wife: Would you play golf with her? Husband: I guess so.

Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?

Husband: No, she's left handed.

Go to top

Send comments/contributions: