Subject: More observations on life
From: Anne Ward-Ryan
My husband and I divorced over religious differences..... He thought he was God and I didn't.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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