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Subject: More observations on life
From: Anne Ward-Ryan

My husband and I divorced over religious differences..... He thought he was God and I didn't.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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