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Subject: Tell me something positive...
From: Laura Jones

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front

of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and see an old woman. My

face is wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my bottom is

hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She

turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel

better about myself".

He thinks for a minute and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well,

there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".

Services for the husband will be held Saturday at St. Anselma's Memorial



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