Subject: Investing Advice
From: Jeff Nikora
IF YOU BOUGHT 1000 DOLLARS OF NORTEL ONE YEAR AGO, IT WOULD BE WORTH @72 BUCKS TODAY
IF YOU BOUGHT 1000 DOLLARS WORTH OF BUD (THE BEER, NOT THE STOCK) ONE YEAR AGO, DRANK ALL THE BEER, AND TRADED IN THE CANS FOR A NICKEL DEPOSIT EACH, YOU WOULD HAVE 75 DOLLARS (20 DOLLAR 30 PACKS)
MY ADVICE IS DRINK HEAVILY
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