Subject: Marketing Viagra
From: Charlotte Lin
Given the success of Pfizer and Monsanto's co-marketing agreement for Celebrex, Pfizer is considering similar arrangements with other consumer product companies.
Here are the top ten slogans that are being considered for Viagra:
1. BUDWEISER AND VIAGRA
"It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
2. BOUNTY AND VIAGRA
"The quicker pecker upper!"
3. CHEVY AND VIAGRA
"Like a rock!"
4. FEDEX AND VIAGRA
"When it absolutely, positively has to be there TONIGHT."
5. THE ARMY AND VIAGRA
"Be all that you can be."
6. BELL AND VIAGRA
"Reach out and touch someone . . . for at least an hour."
7. SECRET AND VIAGRA
"Strong enough for a man, but MADE for a woman!"
8. BUD LITE AND VIAGRA
"Tastes great! . . . More filling!"
9. GENERAL ELECTRIC AND VIAGRA
"We bring good things to life!"
10. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
"This is your penis . . . This is your penis on drugs."
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