Subject: Supposed Quotes
From: Daniel Lipkie

(If these aren't real ... they should be.)

(On going to war over religion)
"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
* Yasir Arrafat (PLO leader)

"I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."
* Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)

"Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?"
* George Carlin

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