Subject: Blondes * 5
From: Daniel Lipkie
blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After
ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind
guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke
bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next
to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde
with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro
wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that
The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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