Subject: Employment History
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrat
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it; mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
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