Subject: What machine at the gym?
From: Anne Ward-Ryan
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.
He asked the trainer who was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......
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