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Subject: Farting to the music
From: Curt Lipkie 

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. 

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.  

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. 

I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.  

Then, I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.      

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