Subject: Car trouble
From: puffin
A blonde/redhead/old-guy pushes her/his very old BMW into a gas station. She/he tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She/he says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She/he asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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