Subject: Write another ticket
From: Valerie & Todd
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes,
and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care.
I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said:
'McCain in '08.'
'Clinton in '08.'
'Obama in 08.'
'... In 08.' in 08.'
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