Subject: Four Catholic Mothers Having Coffee
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their Children are.
The first one tells her friends, My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father
The second Catholic woman chirps, Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, Your Grace
The third Catholic woman says smugly, Well, not to put you down, but my Son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say Your Eminence
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her this subtle Well...?
She replies, My son is a gorgeous, 6'4, hard bodied, well-hung Male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'My God'.
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