Subject: The Perfect Store Greeter
From: Anne Ward-Ryan
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into a store with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Store Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to our store. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would have slept with you twice. You have a nice day now."
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