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Subject: Old man thinks fast ...
From: Valerie & Todd Yerkes

An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.

He had a dam in the next paddock fixed up with nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some mango and avocado trees.

The dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam as he hadn't been there for a while to look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the dam, he heard voices, shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the dam. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted at him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or get out of the dam naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."

Moral: Old men might walk slowly, but they can still think fast!

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