Subject: A mushroom walks into a bar ...
From: Roberta Goodnow
A mushroom walks into a bar. He sits next to a beautiful woman and tries to pick her up.
He gives her a few cheap lines, and she replies "Get out of here, I don't want nothing to do with you!"
Then the mushroom says, "What's the matter? I'm a fun-gi!"
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