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Subject: A tough year
From: Anne Ward-Ryan

More Blonde/Redhead/Brunette/(your choice) jokes

Blonde's/Redhead's/Brunette/(your choice) Year's End Summary

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ... Hellloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/ 2 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!

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