Subject: A tough year
From: Anne Ward-Ryan
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Blonde's/Redhead's/Brunette/(your choice) Year's End Summary
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ... Hellloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/ 2 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
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