Subject: Punctuation is the "last word"
From: Anne Ward-Ryan
An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly.
A male in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
A female in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
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