Subject: Creative Communication
From: Daniel Lipkie

Creative Communication (author unknown)

In the beginning was the plan and then the specification.

And the plan was without form, and the specification, it was void.

And darkness was upon the face of the implementers thereof.

And they spake unto their leader, saying,

'It is a crock of shit, and none may abide the odor thereof.'

And it was project head and it was section head.

Now the project head spake unto his section head, saying,

'It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide before it.'

And it was section head and it was branch manager.

And that section head spake unto his branch manager, saying,

'It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.'

And it was branch manager and it was department manager.

And the branch manager spake unto his department manager, saying,

'It containeth that which aids the growth of plants, and it is very strong.'

And it was department manager and it was chief engineer.

And the department manager spake unto his chief engineer, saying,

'It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful.'

And it was chief engineer and it was vice president in charge of product development.

And the chief engineer reported unto his vice president for product development, saying,

'This powerful new product will help promote the growth of the company.'

And the vice president looked upon the product, and saw it was good.

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