Subject: Newspaper Ads Worth Reading
From: Anne Ward-Ryan
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD.. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK: $300.. Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer: $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
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