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Subject: Signs to Make You Smile

Sign on a Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

Sign over a Gynecologists office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a Proctologists door: "To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one week."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeons office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see you smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrists office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence: " Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet- miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's office: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at the Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

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