Subject: Signs to Make You Smile
Sign on a Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
Sign over a Gynecologists office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a Proctologists door: "To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one week."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeons office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see you smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrists office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Fence: " Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's office: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at the Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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