Subject: A Yahoo merger in the works
From: Lin, Charlotte
Despite the fact that AOL Time Warner has lost over half of its value and threw out their top officers, it hasn't stopped other companies from talking about doing mega-merger deals.
For instance, did you hear that Yahoo, in a 5-1 stock split, plus some capital from Microsoft, is planning on taking over Disney, Data General, and United Health Care?
The new company will be called: Hoo-Dis, Hoo-Dat, and Hoo-Cares.
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