Subject: New Boots
From: Lin, Charlotte
An elderly couple, Max & Myrna, are "snowbirds" in New Mexico. Max always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Myrna looks him over and says, "Nope." Frustrated, Max storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW?"
Myrna looks up and says, "Max, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Max yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN MYRNA? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS !!!!! "
To which Myrna replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Max. Shoulda bought a hat."
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