Subject: Texas A&M responds to crisis
From: {An Aggie friend}
A platoon of crack Special Forces soldiers have taken the first steps of reprisal after last month's incidents in America.
The heroic force, composed of Texas A&M corps graduates, have broken into the dog kennel area of the A&M Veterinary Science Building and captured all the Afghans.
They reported light casualties
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