Subject: Medical Terms
From: Lin, Charlotte
* Benign..............What
you be after you be eight.
* Bacteria............Back
door to cafeteria.
* Barium..............What
you do with dead folks.
* Cesarean Section....A
neighborhood in
*
Catscan.............Searching for the cat.
* Cauterize...........Made
eye contact with her.
* Colic...............A
sheep dog.
* Coma................A
punctuation mark.
*
D&C.................Where
* Dilate..............To
live longer than your kids do.
* Enema...............Not a
friend.
*
Fester..............Quicker than someone else.
* Fibula..............A
small lie.
* G.I.Series..........World
Series of military baseball.
* Hangnail............What
you hang your coat on.
* Hospital............The
biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber
mill.
*
Impotent............Distinguished, well known.
* Labor
Pain..........Getting hurt at work.
* Medical Staff.......A
Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
* Morbid..............A
higher offer than I bid.
*
Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates.
* Node................I knew
it.
* Outpatient..........A
person who has fainted.
* Pap Smear...........A
fatherhood test.
* Pelvis..............Second
cousin to Elvis.
* Post Operative......A
letter carrier.
* Recovery Room.......Place
to do upholstery.
* Secretion...........Hiding
something
* Seizure.............Roman
emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
* Tablet..............A
small table to change babies on.
* Terminal
Illness....Getting sick at the train station.
* Tumor...............More
than one.
*
Urine...............Opposite of mine.
* Varicose............Near
by
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