Subject: The Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house and saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daughter replied. "But you are naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress." the daughter-in-law replied. "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave now because he will be home from work any minute." When the mother-in-law got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress." she replied. "Needs ironing." he said.
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