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Subject: 10 good female comebacks
From: Brittany Lipkie

  1. Man: Where have you been all my life ?
    Woman: Hiding from you
  2. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  3. Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
  4. Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine
  5. Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator
  6. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.
  7. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized
  8. Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
  9. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
  10. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die
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