Subject: How do then explain ...
From: Lin, Charlotte
A couple had been married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on turning off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. So one night in the middle of a lustful session, she turns on the lights. She looks down and sees her husband holding a cucumber.
She can't believe it. "You impotent bastard," she screams at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years. You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eye and says, calmly, "I'll explain the cucumber if you can explain our three kids."
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