Subject: Important 2 inches
From: Lin, Charlotte
A man enters a resturant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her -- knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note with bottle over to the man. The note reads, '"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $1M in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her, " Just so you know -- I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage, $2M in the bank, but not even for YOU would I cut off 2 inches! Sorry honey ......"
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