Subject: Is there anything you want?
From: Charlotte Lin
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel, his wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." The husband speeds up more and now is doing 70 She says, "I also want the kids." He just keeps going faster, and now they're doing 80! She keeps on; "I want the car, our checking account, and the credit cards, too." The husband slowly veers toward an overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
Perplexed she asks, "What's that?" Just as they hit the wall at 90 mph, he says, "I've got the airbag."
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