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Subject: 60's vs 90's

Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair

Then: The perfect high
Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

Then: KEG
Now: EKG

Then: Acid Rock
Now: Acid reflux

Then: Moving to California because it's cool
Now: Moving to California because it's warm

Then: Pot
Now: Pot belly

Then: Watching John Glenn make history
Now: Watching John Glenn on the History channel

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando and Elizabeth Taylor
Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando and Elizabeth Taylor

Then: Seeds and stems are bad
Now: Roughage is good

Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
Now: Popping joints

Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel
Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity

Then: Killer weed
Now: Weed killer

Then: The Grateful Dead
Now: Dr. Kervorkian

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint

Then: Rolling Stones
Now: Kidney stones

Then: Being called into the principal's office
Now: Being called by the principal's office

Then: Acid
Now: Antacid

Then: Passing the driver's test
Now: Passing the vision test

Then: Whatever
Now: Depends

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