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Subject: Additions to Periodic Table: WO & XY
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TWO new additions to the periodic table of chemical elements:

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties:

Chemical properties: Usage: Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)

Physical Properties:

Chemical properties: Usage: Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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