Subject: Do We Have ...
From: Lin, Charlotte
After examining an 83-year-old woman, the doctor says "You're in fine shape for your age. But tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
The woman thinks for a moment, then goes to the door of the reception room and shouts to her husband: "Jake, do we have intercourse?"
Her husband responds testily: "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, we have Blue Cross!!"
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