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Subject: Bumper Stickers We'd Like To See
From: Lin, Charlotte

The Earth Is Full - Go Home

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

Illiterate? Write For Help

Ax Me About Ebonics

Honk If Anything Falls Off

If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off...

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

Boldly Going Nowhere

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

Cat: The Other White Meat

Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And See Counseling.

What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull

If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

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