Subject: Bumper Stickers We'd Like To See
From: Lin, Charlotte
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
Illiterate? Write For Help
Ax Me About Ebonics
Honk If Anything Falls Off
If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off...
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass
Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Cat: The Other White Meat
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And See Counseling.
What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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