Subject: Overheard at a Medical Convention
From: Lin, Charlotte
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. He asks her to dinner. She accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go wash her hands. Thing are moving fast and they end up in her hotel room. Just as things get hot and heavy, she interrupts and says she is going to wash her hands. Afterward, she gets up and washes her hands.
When she returns he says, "I bet you're a surgeon."
She confirms this, and asks how he knew.
"Easy" he says, "You're always washing your hands.
She says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist."
"Wow, how did you guess?"
"I didn't feel a thing."
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