Subject: Statements about the Bible (supposedly) written by children
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Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua let the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
Salomon, on of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
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