Subject: Salary Theorem
From: Dennis Andersen
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as
much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be
supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since Knowledge = Power
And Time = Money
Then Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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