Subject: Salary Theorem

From: Dennis Andersen

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as
much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be
supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.

2. Time is Money

As every engineer knows:

Power = Work / Time

Since Knowledge = Power

And Time = Money

Then Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of
the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

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