Subject: Men Are Like...
From: Vickie Hirsch
Men are like newborn babies - They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like coffee - The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
Men are like computers. - Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like coolers. - Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars. - Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like power tools - They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like remote controls. - Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like soap operas - They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like pillows. - Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy
Men are like old car tires. - Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like department stores - Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like horoscopes. - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers. - They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
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