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Subject: Funniest Headlines of 1996
From: Leo Nikora
Mike Rose wrote:
A Wall Street Journal employee compiled the following list of actual headlines that appeared in various papers in 1996 that the Journal staff rated as the most entertaining:
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
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Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
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Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
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Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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Clinton Wins on Budget; But More Lies Ahead
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Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
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Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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Two Sisters Reunite After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
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Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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