Subject: Ah ... a talking frog
From: Ronald Celotto
A man went to Las Vegas and was wandering through a beautiful garden at one of the plush hotels. He looked down and there was a little frog.
The frog said "kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess"
He couldn't believe what he saw. The frog said again-kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours.
The man picked up the little frog and put it in his pocket.
When outside the hotel the frog said again --kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess.
The man replied to the frog: At my age I would prefer to have a talking frog.
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